So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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