He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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