i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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