Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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