so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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