break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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