dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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