I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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