How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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