Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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