I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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