She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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