You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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