the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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