we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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