You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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