Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He felt like a one man threesome
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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