Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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