He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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