I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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