covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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