is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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I need you to use more vowels.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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