i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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