Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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