At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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