I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
