I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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