have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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