wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
