Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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