Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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