Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
50% drunk capacity currently
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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