Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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