Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Two words: nipple clamps
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