I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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