So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
