You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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