its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Naked Twister starts at high noon
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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