i permit you to call me
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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