Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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