he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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