***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Rumble strips road head = magical
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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