ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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