I wannas sexs uuuuu
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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