He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
