OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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