I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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