Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
So vagazzling was a success
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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