Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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