I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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