tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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