You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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