We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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