Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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