i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ๐๐
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Iโm a lady. I promise I wonโt oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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