I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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